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AndrewMack

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how to blow up a diesel?
« on: January 05, 2007, 04:38:47 PM »
how do you blow up a diesel motor without someone finding out. Like sugar in the gas tank type deal?

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »
Usualy people notice its blown up :?

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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 05:47:32 PM »
well yes but is there a way to blow up the motor without it being obvious. i mean.... the method of doing so. will sugar in the tank or draining the oil etc... something where no1 will notice.. if i can blow up this car then my wife will have no reason for me buying a new car.

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 05:50:52 PM »
if you blow up your car wont you need a new one anyways? :?
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 06:18:15 PM »
disconnect the 12v to the injection pump. Then you can sell it and you won't be wasting a lovely diesel. BTW I'll buy it
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 11:06:52 PM »
aah so many ways i can think of to cause carnage
try soaking the air filter with a  whole can of ether before startup
make a hose to run into the cabin  from the airbox and inject the either  while running it
add a bunch of sand to the oil
that doesnt always work though,lol

my friend used to have a kawasaki 3 wheeler 160cc that we tried to blow up
we added a 16 oz bottle of gravel from the roadside,and it ran for another 2 years

im tired otherwise id have more ideas to ruin a perfectly good diesel
remove max fuel screw  and let it run away

maybe drain the oil out first too :cry:
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 11:59:18 PM »
fill up with gas by mistake one day without noticing.

'let' the water seperator get filled with water.

loosen the timing belt tensioner a bit so the belts  floppy, then take her for a high rpm boot down the highway.  When she hears that banging and crunching from under the hood there will be no doubt in her mind.

Dump a can of valve grinding paste into the oil.

But, did you try flowers yet?




I've seen lots of gassers run for a long time without oil.  A diesel might not fair so well with the tight pistons.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2007, 04:27:37 AM »
one thing is for sure... when it breaks you can't just say something like "oh gee... looks like we need to buy a new car!"  :lol:

she will obviously suspect foul play... most women are good at that  :wink:


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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 05:07:34 AM »
Take a box cutter and put a few random nicks in the TB :) or the a/c belt since that drives the water pump right?
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 09:43:18 AM »
Brer Rabbit molasis, about a quart, in the crankcase. It takes about two hours of running, it'll stop it. Two gallons of water in the fuel will stop the motor with no damage to the engine, but it will bollock up the fuel system.
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 11:57:59 AM »
Why do you want to do this in the first place,  if you car is good and runs nicely,  just take her out and show her the power of soot......   Maybe she has a Dark side in her.....  


If you want to sell it I come buy and grab it off of you,  we just  remove the fuel stop solenoid 12 V and crank for a bit,  bring out your Wife, and say well shes got low compression,  no fire,  motor is shot.   I got a truck that I can haul it away with.....  

Or  a you could thorw you IP off time by a tooth, and try to start it,   It might not start  but it might start and Run like ass,  smoke and everything......   On no  My motor is a blown up....  

But seriously why do you want to grenade this diesel,   just sell it if you can,  but grenading it seems like a waste.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 12:00:17 PM »
yeah disconnect the fuel solenoid and sell it, don't ruin it for nothing.  diesel run aways are pretty amazing to watch, i dunno how you could cause it to happen though, possibly pour alot of oil into the intake
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 02:56:12 PM »
i drained the oil and ran it for 5 minutes and it didnt run good, needed a tranny but she didnt care

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 07:57:54 PM »
So let me get this straight... your asking on a VW diesel forum how to blow one up?  Thats like asking a environmentalist how to cut down a tree or kill some endangered species. :roll:
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 10:04:52 PM »
nah, ur not a good vw mechanic unless you've blown one up.  it's amazing, as much as it sucked, i loved watching my rabbit blow up, it was exhilarating heart pounding and a huge adrenaline rush, in a car buff type of way.  amazing.  it was a show for your ears nose eyes.  just insane.  i think i blew my jetta too but i'm not sure yet, but both times i knew what i was doing.
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